Ant Jokes Page
This page is about ant humor. Feel free to Email your funny ant jokes and ant puns to be included here.
|What do you call two teenage ants running to vegas?
|How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
|What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
|What is the biggest ant in the world?
|What ant is even bigger than that?
|What do you call a 100 year old ant?
|What game do ants play with elephants?
|Why don"t anteaters get sick?
|Because they are full of antibodies
|What do you call an ant from overseas?
|What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
|What"s the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?
|One is a legacy and the other is a sea of legs.
|Why did the ant race along the boxtop?
|Because the box said: "Tear Along Dotted Line."
|What do you call an ant who sluffs school?
|What kind of ant is good at adding things up?
|What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
|Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...
|Who do you call for injured ants?
|What do you call an army ant?
|What is the top ranking ant in the military?